When a male or female squats over a sleeping partner’s forehead and commences to start gopher holing repeatedly until the juicy turd is extended out far enough to leave a small shit stamp on their partner’s forehead.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
Only a true gopher holing master can accomplish this time treasured feat of intestinal strength.
There will be no gopher dot tonight. I had Taco Bell earlier. Too loose.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
I woke up this morning and the random I hooked up with had left with no goodbye but I shortly saw in the mirror that he had said goodbye with a gopher dot.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
Get the Gopher Dot mug.A very large and extremely hairy female. They are morbidly obese but look slightly muscular in the fore arms which are covered in matted black hair. Usually sporting mutton chops and a mustache. For your own safety NEVER I MEAN NEVER approach these creatures when they are feasting. You will be incorporated into the meal. When these beasties are horny and wishing to mate the can be found in the usual watering holes amongst the bar flies and swamp donkeys. Give serious thought before deciding to mate with one of them as one night stands do not apply and like a coyote you will end up chewing your leg off to get away. Best viewed at a distance.
by Willie shaverpus October 7, 2022
Get the Gorerilla mug.boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.
by Elleteehair June 17, 2009
Get the Afrotastical Gofer mug.Failing to deliver a shit in the toilet.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
The Shit keeps poking its little head out but crawls back up into its hole.
I went to the bathroom, but I got Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
Spent 20 minutes on the can, but I was Golden Gophered.
by DSeanK January 28, 2015
Get the Golden Gophered mug.Noah: dude...Tank...I had a triple gopher today
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
Tankersley: what with who?
Noah: breakfast was with Christian, lunch was Mary Claire and dinner was with Kendal!
Tank: high five me bro, that deserves a round of shots on me
Preston: that deserves a round of shots on me too
by LordSnowden June 20, 2019
Get the Triple gopher mug.a stomach that is so upset that it is just grinding and churning, wired and upset that you just might shit your self at any moment
by katdognow April 20, 2009
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