Goosed Hand Sock

A Goosed Hand Sock is a sock puppet resembling a goose that when worn on hand you bust a fat one in during peak Goose jams and can be used multiple times during live events but will become noticeable because as it dries the harder the sock becomes.

- Hey Bruce why is your hand sock so hard? Have you Goosed it?
- Oh, that's my Goosed Hand Sock mom. Yes, lots of climaxes in the jams last night.

Commonly Heard Reactions:
- WHAT IN THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU WEARING?!

by Rolly DeVor March 3, 2022

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the goodest boy

A boy so good, but not the best. Reserved for use only to dogs, because humans are trash.

Your dog may be a good boy, But little fido here is the goodest boy.

by Yeet it's Tuesday August 23, 2017

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Gooses • goosestep • Goosestepping Bitches • Gooses day • gooses neck • Gooseses • goosesly • Goosesses • GooseStache • Gooseswapped

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Goose Stepper

Someone who blindly follows a political or religious movement for the sake of nationalism or imposing their views onto others. The term refers the way Nazis used to march in line with each other. A Goose Stepper is similar to a "kool-aid" drinker.

Many devout supporters of the Republican or Democratic parties are nothing more than goose steppers.

by Carl Stawicki January 16, 2009

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