goose

1.a rough, rude prod in the anus, (often done as a coarse prank)

2. to roughly and rudely prod someone in the anus
He regretted trying to goose his sister when she tried to involve the courts.
by The Return of Light Joker January 01, 2009
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goosed

The unfortunate act of failing to eject correctly from your fighter jet by hitting the canopy; resulting in death.
The film Top Gun depicts this act when Maverick's F-14 goes into a flat spin and his navigator, Goose, gets pooped on. Thus getting goosed.
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Goose

"How was the bar last night?" Jasper asked.
"It was goose!" Jenny said.

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"Yo, goose job on the test!" Timothy said to Snapper.
by Teemo December 22, 2006
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goose

a very silly person.
Meagan is a goose and loves to go crazy from time to time.
by Alex Fam October 14, 2006
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Goosing

When your fucking a girl doggy style and you pinch her nose with one hand and choke her with the other so when she starts moaning with pleasure or screams out in orgasm, she sounds like a goose calling.
I took that girl back to my place last night and gave her one hell of a goosing
by Gooser March 16, 2020
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similar to 'copping a feel,' in which the gooser uses the hand to grab or caress the goosee's ass. There are different levels, of gossing, depending on the area goosed.
"You goosed me!!"

He didn't just cop a feel, he goosed me!
by Aleekza December 22, 2003
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Goose

to stick up your hand in a goose-looking manner, as to find a lost person in a large group of people.
Me: I stuck up the goose, I'm so glad you goosed back, bro!
Karl: I'm so glad I know the goose!
by TravisPastrana199 May 09, 2011
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