googlenial

any one born after 2010

Egor, look!another googlenial crossing the road with both eyes planted on smart screen.and it's a four lane highway...

by thegoblinsaint June 29, 2019

goosen

it means tight or cool. or anything you want it to mean

that is hella goosen. or this s*** is goosen

by brad puricelli December 17, 2008

Gookenstein

Typically a person who plays a sport and is extremely un-athletic. An overall goofy person

Example: See that guy over there, he’s wearing short socks on the court. What a gookenstein.

by FBR3 January 11, 2020

Goosenecking

The act of giving head while also being titty banged. The girl tilts her head forward to take the penis in her mouth while it is between her chest, causing her neck to look like a goose’s neck.

So I was Titty bangin this chick last night when she started goosenecking it. It was a pleasant surprise.

by coxycor January 17, 2020

Wring My Gooseneck

A colloquial way to reference an old fashioned tug job on a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged and busts a heavy cum rope.

Rachel’s going to wring my goose neck tonight. I can’t wait to get home. Gonna rope her up good. Muh ballz are full.

You mum said she would wring my gooseneck tonight as soon as you are asleep. Go to bed braaahhhhh!!!

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

The Drew Gooden

While having anal sex with a girl and it comes time to blow your load, you pull out your penis and shoot the girl in the back of the neck with your sperm. The result looking like the patch of hair Drew Gooden had on the back of his neck the 2006-2007 NBA Season.

I gave Charlene the Drew Gooden and she promptly broke up with me.

by The Juice 47 May 13, 2009

Googondo

The quality of being HUGE. Massive obesity. See "Googondous".

Kaytee Murphy is googondo and should cut on the donuts.

by Mike Bergamo December 3, 2004