Using dentistry tools to widen a females vagina to just the right size so that you may rest your balls in it.
by GmanM618 February 9, 2017
Get the Golfingmug. A game where you hit a white ball with a metal or wooden stick. certain *clubs* do certain things such as a driver which you do for the first shot. A sand wedge gets your ball otu of the sand but sometimes it doesnt move and you get fustrated as you drop shots hitting the ball out of the sand and then you go mad and decide to smash the club you are using.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
The scoring is wierd, you win if you are -10 and someone is -1 but if you are +5 and someone is -9 then you lose. You get par 3/4/5 which is howm any shots it shoudl take to get the ball in the hole. on a par 3 if you get it in 3 you get an equal which is nothing. a birdie is -1 eagle -2 albatros -3 and so on. bogey is +1 and so on.
Usually for people (such as bosses) who spend more time on the courses than in the place they own. They usually drive around in golf carts and get someone to carry the clubs for them.
Ooh lets hit that ball shaped rock with a stick and try to get it in the hole, watch out for the traps.
by idefinedaword May 13, 2005
Get the golfmug. by lukehodges August 4, 2010
Get the golfmug. the white-man conspiracy sport
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
They try to get a white ball into the hole
Where is the hole located in the green
What does green signify? Fertility.
Fertility= Mother Earth
'Nuff said
John White: Hey we're white
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
Dave White: yes we are
*they both sit and think for a while*
John White: We really ARE white....
Dave White: Yea....wanna go play golf?
John White: Sure why not.
by JaeYangattack January 2, 2008
Get the Golfmug. The worlds biggest pile of shit and takes up so much land just to smack a ball with a stick when all that land could go to something fucking useful.
by nabrU yranoitciD January 13, 2020
Get the Golfmug. 