GoldFish

Either the snack the you eat when your hungry,or your weird as hell and ate your pet fish.

"Timmy,have you tried the goldfish snack?"
"The snacc that smiles bacc?"
"Hell yeah!"
"No,I ate my pet fish..."

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Goldfish

I have a pet goldfish

Goldfish by Goldswishy November 9, 2020

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Someone who cannot sustain or gets bored with a relationship easily.

Man, your such a goldfish. You've dated like 30 people this year.

Girl 1- I'm talking to Zac.
Girl 2 - Another one? Your a fucking goldfish.

Goldfish by FrankieRose December 21, 2021

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billy: yo u got some GoldFish?
Jerry: ye wassup

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A type of chip shaped like a, well, goldfish. It truly is, The Snack that smiles back.

Friend: How did you get diarrhea? Me: Funny story, I went on an all goldfish diet for 3 weeks.

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A highly addictive drug made popular by the notorious M.T.B.

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A person that appears catfish but turns out to be real.

50 IQ Larry: "Is that Instagram model still catfishing you?" The Dragon: Nope she turned out to be a Goldfish.

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