Goitress

Usually friends with the goiter, the goitress will be the stupid girl that doesn't realise the goiter thinks she's a dumb ass. The goiter will try to help the goitress but eventually gets to a stage where he will shift her off to her boyfriend. The Goitress is usually a receptionist and tells the Goiter of her vaginal disease. She has a nasty streak and will try to kill anyone that she doesn't like through text messaging. All contact to the Goitress should be avoided as she will turn you into a Goiter through too much contact.

"That Goitress came over again and diseased me" "Oh My God, that Goitress is so fucking stupid!!"

by brandycandy July 25, 2006

Goatsex

Ironically, this is the act of giving a thoroughbred horse a rimjob.

I just had some wicked hot Goatsex with Seabiscuit.

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007

goiter

A disease caused by IODINE deficiency! Iodine is NOT a vitamin. It is an element found in salt and seawater. Dumbass.

by haha April 23, 2003

goatse.cx

A guy with a Vagina on the end of his ass.

Goatse.cx is so disgusting!

by Omead Bond September 5, 2008

Goatsephile

A goatsephile is the internet version of a scatophiliac. A scatophiliac is someone who gets sexual gratification from scaring people on the telephone. A goatsephile is a person who lives vicariously through the photos of a shock exhibitionist to scare people and gain sexual gratification. A shock exhibitionist like Kirk Johnson or "Goatse man". These people current internet chat rooms. They are also known as internet trolls.

Poo: Man check this out! <insert hello.jpg>
Reg: God, you're foul.

by Quizzy July 25, 2008

People's Goatse Party

The People's Goatse Party is an internet group who spread the ideals of Goatse Socialism through spam attacks, creating forum wars, and other such things. Their method of attacks are vile and disgusting, consisting of posting Goatse, Meatspin, Tubgirl, and just about everything inbetween.

== The Attacks ==
The attacks can be as short as a couple of minutes, or as long as 4+ hours. The attacks usually comes in short beggining waves of a couple of people, and then gradually become a full scale forum invasion consisting of as many people as possible (usually 15+). Each member usually posts hundereds of threads consisting of the pictures said before in undr an hour. The posts usually add up to 1000+ all together.
== The Aftermath ==
In most cases, the board is shut down, but sometimes the admin can get on before the situation can get out of hand. If this is the case, the PGP will not stop. They will return, with an unlimited amount of proxies and will spam until the board goes offline.
== Enemies of the People's Goatse Party ==
There are many enimies of the PGP, yet most have already been defeated by the PGP.
Current undefeated enimies of the PGP-
*Ebaumsworld
*G4
*Hooligans of the Night
*Gamers
*Anything associated with Super Soakers
*Yu-Gi-Oh InvisionFree community
*N-Coming
== Not Just Smalltime ==
BE AWARE! It is not just smalltime forums that the PGP hits, It has been known to hit large commercial communities such as , G4 (on multiple occasions), 1up, and many cammercial Yu-Gi-Oh forums.
== BEWARE! ==
WE WILL NOT STOP

Forum Admin: OH NOES GOATSE!
Forum n00b: MEIN EYES!
Forum Admin: Damn The People's Goatse Party!

by German Commie September 3, 2008

Gitsed

To Gits is to prank someones house, either alone, or with friends. If this is done to you, you have been Gitsed. It is not Gitsing if the Gitser damages the property.

I just got Gitsed!

by Gitzer2 July 7, 2010