gnome

To gnome someone is to rub your nose against their's. Also know as an Eskimo kiss.

Hey, will you gnome me?

by ButFli May 15, 2004

Gnoming

Verb - The act of setting up post, or opposite of "roaming".

"hey whats up you've been standing here the whole party"

"yeah, im just gnoming tonight"

by BlakePat March 15, 2013

gnoming.

To gnome :The act of becoming a gnome to fight back against the goblins.

Hold up im gnoming.

by melonyblob January 30, 2023

gnome

a man in tights who loves plays who is a ex member of zz top and dances like hobos has a weenie pouch in his hat who goes around telling little kids hobo's cant afford cable and saying hes superman stealing their clothes and uses it as a cape hen honk at people like he is a moose then smacks rthere bootyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy/shit hole a common item they ware is a llama dick on their fore head yet they are awesome little vienna sausages

"mommy im sad"said chuck norris
" why chuckypoooi"his gramma/lover replied
"that gnome just told me you cant aford cable"chuck norris said
"well duh im a hobo from hobo1can oh darling your sexy naked"grammy said
Duh grammma he took my clothes and did what you do after you get a inner butt masage 'im superman' and take my clothes"said chucky
"well i love your dick"said a store keeper
"well he took my chuck norris pajamas"waa he said
"i hate gnomes"they all said including you

by lilkitty June 26, 2008

gnome

Person who is a asshole but doesnt realize it themselves.

Keemstar person who is a gnome.

by idubbz May 16, 2016

gnome

To send someone the gnome (fig.): to dump somebody preemptively, to take the initiative in a break-up, to terminate a relationship with extreme prejudice

I knew he'd lost interest, so I sent him the gnome.
I found out he'd been seeing someone else, so I sent him the gnome.
Jen really needs to send Brad the gnome and move on.
If you don't send her the gnome, you'll just end up feeling used.

by Lizzard11 December 28, 2005

Gnoming

Gnoming is essentially like planking and owling, completely pointless and stupid where someone sits in a person's garden in random positions much like a garden gnome.

Hey, let's go gnoming in that guy's garden!

by AlphaShadow92 August 1, 2011