glomp

(verb): to eat lots of food in the company of friends, even if not that hungry, leaving very stuffed

"Y'all...apps tn?"

"Omg yes I'm ready to glomp on some spin art dip"

by spinachdipfan September 8, 2020

Glomp

An agressive, surprise, tackle hug.

I'm going to stalk the raccoon through the brush, a commando like, and glomp him

by Sarcia26 October 13, 2021

Glomp

A guy who walks backwards and has a large penis.

Check out the glomp, it's huge.

by Howie Dewitt November 26, 2024

Glomp

The smacking noises your dog makes after eating cat poop out of the litter box.

Hey honey....oh God this dog is glomping, son of a bitch.

by Gargamelon March 9, 2025

Glomp

The act of gripping YOUR own, or perhaps SOMEONE ELSES testicles. Mostly used in competition, to see who is more galoptical. If someone has more knowledge about glomping than others they are considered galogical and can help others understand glompings and make them become the galogical.

dude my friend jason, he was glomping all over gripping his nuts harder than my penis exploding machine

by Viper Howdivile March 30, 2025

*glomp*

to attack with love in the form of a pouncing hug. The verb glomp is accompanied by "action stars" to show the act of glomping over the internet

A:OMG LONG TIME NO SEE!
B:*glomp*
a:can'y breathe... too much love

by Leekat July 3, 2008

glömp

The word used when glomp is kickable in IRC.

* Mr_Sam glömps Meow
<Mr_Sam> Ah-ha-ha! Your auto-kick glomp script does nothing, Predator!

by Mr Sam May 5, 2004