Rump gliding

Falling onto one’s lower back or butt and gliding across a given surface, such as ice or tile

Samantha was laughed at after rump gliding across the blue line in a hockey game

by Pollyy January 08, 2022

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douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on

Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!

by Dafuqlmao-_- January 10, 2016

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Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 05, 2017

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A more elegant term for an assortment of wine samples, similar to a flight of beer

Would you like some wine to taste?

Yes my good sir, ill take a glide

by crazychickling July 03, 2019

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the act of passing a sugar glider via gliding it onto something in lieu of blowing a wad on it.

I sugar-glide on his face; shows how much I thinks of him.

by zombiehunter951 November 15, 2010

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Oh, hunny! I can't go to church without my Dick Glide!! (AKA DG)

by Katey Kayne June 12, 2011

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When you intentionally hydroplane across a section of water, as to glide across it.

Better hold on cuz we are about to HYPER GLIDE across this puddle!

by Dareld Dewme November 17, 2023

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