fast glide

Another name for a ninja poo. A super fast visit to the toilet. Zero wiping required. Just fires out and you're done.

Guy 1: I just need to drop the kids off at the pool.

*2 minutes later*

Guy 2: That was quick!

Guy 1: Yeah, just had a wonderful fast glide.

by Lookitsdivadan February 5, 2017

Ghetto Gliding

Driving though a dangerous area just to look..no interactions with the locals due to being a pussy.

"..last night we went only went ghetto gliding, it was too scary to get out.."

by dodo2night November 22, 2016

Homie Gliding

Created by two bored cell mates at Pelican Bay. The act of bonding between two bored male friends. Gliding and sliding must not involve penetration. The use of lube is optional but fun is mandatory.

Gentlemen, homie gliding must be done responsibly......

by Slip and slide September 27, 2020

A-Pose Gliding

This is when an NPC in a videogame is bound to a moving key while the animation for the movement has hung, creating the impression that the NPC is smoothly gliding across the ground while otherwise motionless.

Producer: So, bugs for today include random A-Pose Gliding on the forest map.

by k80theshade April 17, 2023

Glide in the DM's

Gliding in the DM's-The complete overshoot of "sliding" In the DM's. For one to "glide" in the DM's you must enter his or her DM's so sly and smooth that it has a direct affect of positive result; to have an overbearing feeling of confidence that you will get a direct result from this action; only few posses the power to "glide" into the DM's.

This chick just liked all my gym pics on the gram, ima glide in the DM's.

by Apple jack January 7, 2015

Freudian Glide

Freudian Glide - Using a Freudian Slip on purpose.

Ex: You're gf calling me Daddy.

Your Girl friend Can Freudian Glide her lips 💋 better than your mom.

by [e-mail] May 2, 2022

glide and glint

(v.)
1. The ability to change people's minds about pre-judgments they may have meeting you.

(n.)
1. The feeling of fairy dust on you.

1. Everyone assumed that since I had a famous family, I'd make a sex tape. So I had to glide and glint to prove that I am not a Kardashian.
2. I feel, like, a serious glide and glint whenever I sleep over at Peter Pan's house.

by esandel August 27, 2018