I give half a shit

John: I'm gonna tell on you

Jake: I give half a shit
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garden of give a shit

The secret magical place where you keep your give a shits!
Let me take you to "my garden of give a shits!"

Usual response, that doesn't exist!

Exactly. I'm all out.
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Giving half a shit

Not caring about a subject at all and being straight forward about it
A guy is giving half a shit that his brother is going to tell on him
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give a Teacup Yorkie's shit

Care minimally about something.
She didn't give a Teacup Yorkie's shit about it
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The unignorable barely containable urge to take a crap.

For example: You and your mother hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down as you see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road.
For example: You and your mother are hurriedly crossing a busy street to the nearest bathroom when she suddenly falls down and in the same instant see a bus in the distance quickly closing the gap between it and her. You scream an apology without missing a step asking the other pedestrians to please help her (in lue of you trying to save her and shitting your pants in the middle of the road). This would be a case of it being hard to give a shit when you have to take one.
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