gharting

Interjection used in the place of "Freaking" or "Really."

Dude, that shirt is gharting crunk.

by Andrew Sexton November 29, 2004

Garking

When you successfully suck your own dick. Garking is named due to the sound you make as you celebrate whilst simultaneously choking on your own member

Dude, last night I heard my brother garking in his room. Went straight in there to high five him

by ReinaScully July 17, 2016

Gherkin

Having a glass rod inserted into your urethra and subsequently being smacked with a rubber mallet.

I would rather have a gherkin than to work there.

by Shaggy13spe January 12, 2017

Gherkin

To, or the act of feeling yourself up at inappropriate times.

Bengaman: Dude I was totally Gherkin it all over Torra Borra
Sadex: Yeah I noticed, He's got kind of a evangelistic glow
Bengaman: Yeah...that was my doing

by Bengaman May 25, 2004

pickle gherkins

is Sherlock Holmes's cowardly sidekick brother. He puffs up like a toad when danger approaches often heard spouting inflated catch-phrases like 'by jove' or 'say'. He works for scotland yard, so he's passively instrumental to the plot, though his narrative is often flat, droning, and for the most part, easily overlooked and almost instantly forgotten and met with such response as timing one's breath to make sure one is still alive. Fortunately he's a ginger, so he manages to give of some air of spunk, however, that false impression is corrected upon getting familiar with him and his mannarisms. He lives vicariously and in actuality off of Shelock's genious and never feels the lesser for it. All in all an excellent side character to illuminate the others.

*car backfires*
Pickle Gherkins: *sputters and puffs up* By jove, old chap, I best be getting along back to scotland yard, say, to work on the documents, you know those fiddley details, yes, say, good then, I wish you luck.

by p@$$ing thr.ugh January 28, 2010

Gnarking

The combination of the words "Fucking" and "Gnarly". Commonly said to describe something amazing, or crazy. Also commonly used in place of the word "Fucking" in the form of an adjective.

That kid has some gnarking skills!!!

by Reggz August 27, 2010

garking

The sound someone makes when you're sucking your own dick. Invented by Reina Scully on the "Surprise Butt Sex?!" SourceFed Podcast

"Are you garking? Can you gark? Cause it totally sounds like you were garking in the bathroom"

"I heard Mansion can gark! He removed his own ribs so he could suck his dick!"

by DrSecret July 17, 2016