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gear whore

While a gear whore can be described as someone who has the best, most expensive, coolest gear, and a damn lot of it; it is more commonly used to describe an individual who simply MUST have a shitload of gear, useful or not.

Light & tight is how it should be done, guys.

The ALICE fighting load is good enough for most short-term outings. If you want something to last you upwards of 2-3 days, go for an existence load.
SSgt (name) is such a gear whore. Does he really need 85 pounds of shit for a 12 hour SAR mission?

The next cadet I see with ranger beads, if he can't start rattling off his count within 10 seconds, I'm gonna kick his ass.
gear whore by wilhelmwonka January 4, 2008

Metal Gear 

Term applied to bipedal tanks, designed primarily to launch ICBMs from any point on Earth, thus rendering the concept of nuclear deterance moot, as well as eliminating the need for expensive silos or nuclear subs.

Metal Gears also serve the role of assault, artillery, anti-vehicle, anti-personell, escort, theatre-missile-defence, as well as numerous other functions with their heavy armaments. The numerous models over the decades have been armed with heavy machine-guns, rockets, hellfire missles, laser systems, rail-guns, hydro-cannons, and various other conventional and unconventional weapons.

In addition to carrying ICBMs, Metal Gears have been known to carry cluster-bombs, cruise missiles, and various other assault payloads in its missile tubes.

The Metal Gear is a fictional weapon-system.
No government has stepped forward for the nuclear attack, and no nation can be accused. NATO suspects that a Metal Gear was involved.
Metal Gear by Theorem March 2, 2005

Gear Queer 

Military Lingo - A person who always wants the newest scope, site, rail system, or thing that they will never end up using. They will even spend money aquiring this shit knowing full well they will never use it. They are usually RANGER/SF wanna be's. These types are often seen rubing one off to a rangerjoe's magazine
Look at PFC Clark over there with his new M4 Pistol Grip. He is such a gear queer!
Gear Queer by arkieboy72472 October 15, 2008

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 

Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater is a brilliant game for PlayStation 2, featuring the world's longest ladder climb.
Person 1: "Wow, look at the size of that ladder!"
Person 2: "That's nothing, I spent 5 minutes climbing up one yesterday on Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater. At least I had some wonderful music to accompany me."

Gary Oak'in 

-to outdo someone to the point of humiliating defeat and shame. Gary Oak was the primary rival of Ash Ketchum. Damn Gary Motherfucking Oak, while you have your measly 6 badges he has 8.
guy 1: yo I got that sexy girl number last night
guy 2: damn son I got her number and hit that 2 weeks ago
guy 1: Damn Gary Oak'in me
Gary Oak'in by Gee Word April 27, 2012
A full-time badass. Only drives a Dodge since that’s what Chuck Norris drove. Pulls in bitches like trout in a river from that massive cock. Coolest motherfucker around and always at cookout after a high school football game on a Friday night. You’ll never see anyone like him in your lifetime. Life expectancy is about 26 because of an overdose of nicotine and alcohol.
Person 1: “Hey who’s that badass over there?”
Person 2: “He looks like a Garyn in that sweet ass Dodge.”
Person 1: “Damn right he does”
Garyn by cowboykiller556 October 16, 2019