Gareth

Is this even a name?

Is Gareth coming?
Who would ever name a child Gareth?

by Jsrach February 26, 2018

Gareth Reilly

Prick.

You are a Gareth Reilly

by maddykin October 17, 2010

Gareth

A British slang term for a particularly strong and addictive variety of marijuana, generally very expensive and rare.

Normal grass just isn't doing it for me at the moment, old chap... I think I'll procure some Gareth.

by FactFinder November 13, 2014

the gareth

putting serious groundwork in with that special man or lady in your life... typically instigated by a male trying to score (with someone totally out of their league!)

I worked the gareth hardcore last night and got no where!, I laid the gareth well last night, that bloke is the king of the gareth groundwork... watch out for him and his smooth as moves

by e-pav diggity dawg January 28, 2011

gayrettes

Sudden gay outbursts from a still-in-the-closet person. Usually slipped into a normal conversation (oops - there's one now - sorry for my gayrettes!!).

Q: Do you like girls?
A: Yeah sure - of course.
Q: Yeah me too. Cocks - big fucking cocks. Cocks.
A: Dude you got Gayrettes.

by werdnad October 8, 2013

Gareth

A man who has no idea of what is going on 95% of the time.

"Oi that Gareth over there is so cooked"

by woodzzaayyyyy November 22, 2016

GARETH<3

Two guys that are in a very gay-relationship, two guys that likes to jerk eachoter off and suck eachothers d***
(BY MAD GIRL, HI GUYS!)

"Wanna play some Gareth<3-games?"
"Omg, those guys do Gareth<3-shit togever"

by ShitIloveGareth January 3, 2017