Grenade Launcher

The token ugly friend of the hott girl at a bar who also happens to be morbidly obese (Also see grenade). Not only is the girl horrifically ugly but is also unfortunatly whale like and may even charge at random pretty girls like a Hippo. As popularized by the the MTV hit series Jersey Shore.

Dude I cant get with this hott girl because of that repulsivce grenade launcher in the way.

by milty08204 January 8, 2010

Grenade Launching

Grenade launching is the art of convincing a "grenade" that one of your friends (who is really drunk at the time) thinks she is cute. You then proceed to try and set the two up so that your friend ends up "pounding" a grenade.

Last night this grenade would not leave me alone so I ended up grenade launching Sparky and he ended up pounding a grenade again.

by witekastle September 28, 2010

grenade whore

Someone who throws a lot of grenades in Halo.

You grenade whore! You just wait until I turn infinite grenades off!

by Napster August 30, 2004

Grenade spam

The act of tossing a as many grenades as possible into the opposing teams area in an online game, in order to get kills. For instance HQ in COD4.

****ink grenade spam 5th ****fucking spawn in row mother****er kick his *** ***** FUCK.

by banazoid deathgrip July 2, 2008

grenade jumper

We all are aware of the fat chick known as the grenade among many of her hot friends, and if no one hooks up with that girl none of us guys are going to score. So the grenade jumper is the unfortunate yet honorable member of a crew who risks his own health and self-respect in order to allow his friends to score buy "jumping" on the grenade.

We can take these girls home right now. Who's going to be the grenade jumper and take one for the team?

by Capt Stevo January 26, 2007

Grenade Magnet

A guy who only seems to attract ugly girls

Seamus: Whats up with graham he is such a grenade magnet! Did you see all them grenades jumping at his junk.
Franny: Poor guy I hear he was pulling out shrapnel for days after going home with Roxanne!

by littledevil69 August 17, 2010

grenade stomper

your friend or boy, who takes one for the team on going forth and getting with the grenade-or ugly girl of the group so that you can get with her hott friend.

Yo Ritchie I need you to be the grenade stomper for tonight cause her girl is sexy.

by charleyrogers January 24, 2010