Graeme

A Graeme is the most comedic, socially awkward best friend you'll ever have. The only song he's willing to dance to is Vanilla Ice, he hates drama between friends, and is a great advice giver. He doesn't date a lot because he's waiting for the right girl to come along, and he's supportive of his friends' problems. Graeme is very easy to fall for. He's good at soccer and coming up with insane ideas. He's most likely to become a psychologist, a comedian, or a tv talk show host. His sense of humor makes you laugh no matter what, although he uses a lot of big words so sometimes his reasoning behind something is difficult to understand. It's very hard to outsmart a Graeme, but if you manage it, props to you. If you have a Graeme, never let him go, because he's the one to most likely bail you out of jail ten years from now, and figure out a way to not get caught next time. Graeme's take a little while to catch up to you height-wise, and his cheeks are always flushed pink and they make you want to pinch them, he also has eyelashes any girl would kill for. If by any chance you find a Graeme, don't scare him away, let him come to you. The best way to lure a Graeme in is with a sandwich made from the hands of a woman in the kitchen.

Girl 1: Oh hey look, there's a Graeme over there!
Girl 2: No way! Aw I totally wanna be friends with him!
Girl 1: Don't scare him off, you'll never see one again. First make a peace offering.
Girl 2: How do I do that?
Girl 1: Off to the kitchen with you!

by TheJulesTee July 26, 2011

Gramma

Another word for "Grandmother" and "Grandma"

My Gramma bakes delicious angel food cakes.

by Sparkle N Shine May 20, 2007

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A modern martial art based on the Western styles throughout history. Derives from the arts of Pankration (Ancient Greece), Boxing, Throw Wrestling, Submission Wrestling (aka Catch or Hook Wrestling), Savate (France), Fencing, Philipino Martial Arts, etc.

JuJitsu and Muay Thai are about the only Asian Martial Arts that seem any good to me. Most are total bullshit. GREAMA and its ancestors have been combat and competition PROVEN for THOUSANDS of years.

by The Grapplin' Chaplain August 11, 2006

Slave to the gram

When one is willing to go to extreme heights in order to obtain an instagram photo, possibly risking injury.

She only ski-dived for the instagram , she's a slave to the gram

by tea123 July 29, 2017

Graeme

Huge pp really funny amazing at football and in the bed smokes a lot smoke head and is really attractive

Graeme knows he’s white and acccepts it

by Graeme February 11, 2020

gram

there are two definitions of 'gram' depending on the context

1. a 'gram' refers to a 'gram' of drugs
2. the 'gram' refers to instagram

Yo dude hmu with a gram of that coke cocaine

"I don't do it for the gram, I do it for Compton" -Kendrick Lamar.

by vsh October 30, 2017

gleaming

When something is good, looks good or something is happening/going to happen that is good.

Dan - "Found a fiver in my jeans yesterday!"

Oli - "Gleaming!"

by slimjim8927 April 25, 2015