salty goodness

Chips with a touch of lime salt added to give the flavor. Or Pretzels for an added touch od salt.

Chipotle Chips are salty goodness

by Celia b December 30, 2007

Morning Goodness

A pleasant, discreet way of talking about the tent-pitching males wake up to in the early hours of the day.

Chris had a good long dose of morning goodness today.

by Chris Brantley December 7, 2007

cotton picking goodness

When a black female has a pussy so tight that when she removes her tampon part of it is still stuck

Dude, when sharkesha dropped her panties i knew dat pussy was gon be like cotton picking goodness

by scroaty McBoogerballs March 29, 2014

fruity-goodness

a strawberry flavored fruit rollup. mmm those are good

Person One: Hey can i have your fruit rollup?
Person Two: NO, YOU CANNOT HAVE MY FRUITY-GOODNESS!!!
Person One: freak...

by iamcoolerthanu January 1, 2009

oh my goodness gracious

A way of expressing amazement in an annoying way

"Oh my goodness gracious you are one annoying child!"

by Anonymous Katherine February 6, 2018

holy goodness

An interjection like "holy crap", but toned down so that it can be used without offense. I came up with it before going to church camp... because swearing was obviously not looked kindly upon. If you decide to say, "HOLY GOODNESS!", please remember that you did not come up with such a clever phrase. Can also be spelled "holy goodnezz!" for dramatic purposes.

Holy goodness! Look at that man's face!

by Pretty Emily November 21, 2004

Holy my Godness!

an exclamation of either extreme, irrational fear, or simply surprise. Similar to "Oh my God" or "Holy Crap"

Bob: There is a piano perched precariously above your head.
Linda: Holy my Godness!!! *ducks* *straightens* *glares*

Rolan: Will you marry me, my love?
Leria: Holy my Godness, yes!

Carmandie: What is that god-aweful noise?
Lio: I think it's Hannah Montanna.
Carmandie: Holy my Godness! My ears! My ears! They bleed!

by annoying_yet_adorable April 21, 2010