Golluming

To sit in some kind of seat while concentrating on texting/chatting on your cell phone and making various small but awkward noises. (e.g. snickering, giggling, huffing, audible but non-understandable words, etc.)

"What's Tracy doing?"
"Oh, she's golluming in her chair. Just ignore her."

by CrowScream February 1, 2013

gollumy

Shit that looks and/or behaves like Gollum.

Q: Have you seen that new facebook look recently?

A: Damn son, that shit straight gollumy.

by TwiceY April 11, 2014

gollumcore

A sub-genre of metal, in which the vocals are said in a similar fashion to Gollum from Lord of the Rings. This can involve quiet, drawn out vocals, and low screams. This genre is often associated with the Australian band, Forgetting Skaro, who is said to have created the genre.

"I wonder what Gollum would sound like if he was in a band."
"Just listen to Forgetting Skaro, a gollumcore band."

by lordofdahomies October 24, 2012

Gollumphobia

The fear of losing one's precious (any item considered precious by the owner).

"I wouldn't take his bacon away from him until he's done, he has gollumphobia"

by Hobomayoy February 15, 2013

gollup

When you don't have a chin to separate your neck from your head.

That guy has a real big gollup over there, I wouldn't touch him if I were you.

by Yeagyboy November 7, 2016

eccentrica gallumbits

The triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six.

Did you sass that Eccentrica Gallumbits? Better find a good VD doctor...

by jinkee_jangler June 29, 2006

bust a nut in gollums butt

to ejaculate a load in the anus of the middle earth creature Gollum while wearing the ring of power as a cock ring.

i bust a nut in Gollums butt

by devildoggydogg March 12, 2008