Gadget-Gollum

1. A person of the geek, nerd, or just avid tech/gadget-y variety consumers who have a strong and unusual wantof technology.

2. Someone who has a tech/gadget fetish to the point they are up on when the next-gen models and brand new models of tech are coming out and urgently wait, often having a count down clock.

person 1: god...Jonas is pissing me off, every-time I come over he reminds me "IT'S JUST A FEW MORE WEEKS UNTIL THE NEW iPHONE COMES OUT".

person 2: don't mind him... he's a real gadget-gollum.

person 1: my friend Brittany seriously wants a iPhone, she's practically lusting after it....

person 2: awww....the poor gadget-gollum.

by MADAOxSAN November 23, 2009

Gollumism

Gollumism is the cult like worshipping of wealth in a rabid, self-serving obsession that drives plutobrats to destroy the society and the economy that gave them the opportunity to become wealthy. Gollumism is often associated with the chanting of my precious, my precious, my precious in dark, foreboding and confining spaces like our nation’s capital and corporate boardrooms.

Gollumism is starving our national economy of the shared prosperity it desperately needs to empower consumers to spend our nation back into widespread prosperity and economic stability and security.

by Wisdom Seeker March 23, 2014

gollum like twat

It basically means... that a person is as dumb as and as annoying as gollum or they just look like gollum.

Oi, you gollum like twat.

You fucking gollum like twat.

by Xodi January 28, 2017

Golluming

To yearn for or pine over something or someone.

To desire some thing strongly is to Gollum over it.

They loved the look of their cocktails, they were really golluming over them.

by theshizzolator February 12, 2023

Gollum

Tommyinnit

"HELP GOLLUM IS VLOGGING AGAIN"

by anon2331 January 15, 2022

Gollum

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Gollum is my favorite lord of the rings caricature

by Bonesboisimp April 20, 2022

Gollum Juice

Acording to legend the actor of Gollum needed this Juice to recouperate his voice to be able to continue voicing the character.
It's finely sliced Ginger brewed with boiling water. After letting it stew for a few minutes ad fresh lemon juice and honey.
Very good for a rough voice and soothing for a cold.
We just started calling it Gollum Juice.

I really need a Gollum Juice. Could you bring me some ginger from you'r shopping trip?

by jucyb March 22, 2022