The act of applying gold glitter to someone's asshole as a complement. Usually applied in secret by sprinkling or blowing the glitter to a moistened brown star during oral sex, especially during random hookups or one night stands to let the recipient know you really enjoyed yourself and felt they went out of their way to blow your mind. The idea is that they don't realize they've received a Gold Star until long after the fact, such as when they remove their underwear or wipe their ass.

"I felt so dirty and used after hooking up with that random guy...Then I got home and realized he gave me a Gold Star. I guess he really did like me."

"I hooked up with a chick that did this amazing thing with her tongue I had never experienced before, so when I went down on her I gave her a gold star."

gold star by Punsmith22 December 22, 2016

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golly sgt. carter

Noun. Gomer Pyle’s main catchphrase

Pyle! Did you close the car door!? Golly Sgt. Carter I sure did. Really?.. Then why is it open?!

golly sgt. carter by B-rizzle November 26, 2018

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