God 

A clever old Jewish bastard who gets credit for all the good stuff, but eludes the blame for all the bad shit.

"When the tornado blew our trailer all the way to Pascagoula, thank God none of us was killed." WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK FUCKED UP YOUR TRAILER, YOU STUPID CRACKER-ASS BITCH???????????

God by Hoze April 23, 2004

God 

Some prick.

"In the beginning, God said 'Let there be light!'...and it all went downhill from there.

God by MEGslayer May 3, 2010

God 

The biggest scam in history designed to control and put millions of dollars in the pockets of so called "men of god".

Hey give me money i talk to god!

God by Mamao April 4, 2004

God 

Bob Ross

Bob Ross is the omnipotent God

God by FireGenesis November 1, 2018

God 

Shrek

Get out of the gods swamp!

God by MLGninja780 November 11, 2018

God 

God is a very good deity found in mainly Christianity, Judaism and Islam.

I'm a Christian. I should obey God.

God by Eggy543 June 19, 2019

god 

A hypothetical mysterious being who has been imagined by mankind to solve the mystery of existence. god is a myth of many religions who lives in the skies hiding from Astronauts and does nothing to control bloodshed and injustice on his creations.

God said he will never be back again

god by CuriosityInfinite October 10, 2018