The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
by HeyItsNatalieC December 11, 2020
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by defnottim July 15, 2021
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by Kimsuewho1 September 28, 2013
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by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021
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