when a guy named Jeremy wants to express his desire to blow other guys, and proclaims it by peacocking with his goatee by dying it blue to show other men he will quench your blue balls with his readily available mouth hole.
by defnottim July 15, 2021
Get the Blue Goateemug. The goatee sex position is where neither party shaves any part of their body for a minimum of three weeks and then 69’s
by HeyItsNatalieC December 11, 2020
Get the goateemug. When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.
by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021
Get the Female Goateemug. Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..
Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
by Booby42 September 21, 2023
Get the The Toronto Goateemug. The act of using scissors or another shaving material to cut your pubic hairs off, and then using semen as a gluing agent to stick your pubic hairs to your chin to act as a beard.
by BangalangMan February 12, 2025
Get the Guatemalan Goateemug. A landing strip on a woman.
by Stelleah July 23, 2014
Get the pussy goateemug. by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
Get the goatee sexualmug.