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The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
by Booby42 September 21, 2023
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Goatee

You know, you're growing on me... But just a little bit... GROWING LIKE A FUCKING PLANT!
Hym "I'm still going to need that wife of yours... Here's the plan: You hammer the retard she's with to death. I will then take her... And lock her up... In a crudely constructed cabin in the woods (I don't know how to build cabins)... End of plan. We can do it Goatee... We can do it today."
by Hym Iam May 25, 2024
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goatee papa

goatee papa is a term used to describe a guy named ivan. A goatee papa is a beautiful, handsome, bebe boy. guys that are described as goatee papas usually have a luscious mustache and can be spotted from a mile away. #welovegoateepapas
“Hey goatee papa you looking scrumptious tonight ;)”
by poppy6 September 23, 2025
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Female Goatee

When a woman has a shaved vagina, but there a remaining hairs between labia majora and labia minora that stand out.
I went down on Megan last night, but man I got hair in my mouth from her female goatee.
by Shaqs1goodfreethrow March 11, 2021
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pussy goatee

by Stelleah July 23, 2014
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Mustacheless Goatee

A regular goatee without a mustache; the womens choice, pure pimpness, fly as a G6
I have a beard, it is a mustacheless goatee.
by YouAreWhoforpoo May 17, 2013
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goatee sexual

A person who is sexually or romanticlly attracted to man who has a goatee.
"Im a goatee sexual, I only like men who have goatees"
by Michael Mays March 17, 2024
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