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The gnomes are an outdoors decorations made from ceramic and are most commonly found on lawns and the deepest depths of Hell. They sustain on human energy. Beware of the gnomes. Kill on sight.
A -Yo, I saw a gnome yesterday on my bed.
B -Burn your house and run while you can.
Gnome by gnomeisdangerousRUN March 14, 2021
GNOME is ancient african word meaning "I need to be fat"
I'm using GNOME as my desktop, because I don't care that 99% or cpu and ram is in use.
GNOME by Ano Nim August 3, 2021
A Gnome is a short, hairy nerd that flakes on it's fellow fantasy creatures at the slightest provocation. Why it does this is anyone's guess but none care to ponder it so it always goes unquestioned and unresolved. They give gifts of greenery to all who have the pleasure of meeting them. But they will scorn you if you commit to any plans with them.
My friend was being a real Gnome the other day. Little Bastard wanted to flake on me so I trapped him in a ring of magic mushrooms!
Pronounced (gee-no-me) or guh-no-me) and is the correct way to pronounce Gnome (nome).
Rando- Hey, do you like my Nomes'?
You- Don't you mean Gnome?
Rando- Oh yeah, sorry, I have been pronouncing it wrong my whole life.
Gnome by SkittleCritter69420 September 7, 2022
Guh-no-mey
A garden gnome who was conscripted and conspired with other gnomes to become a more human gnome.
Gnome by viij January 2, 2023
It's gnot a gnoblin, It's gnot a gnelf. It's a gnome!
Tom - "I love gnomes!"
Elvis - "Oh, ok."
gnome by ChromicQuanta January 16, 2023