i'm glitching

A way of saying you're nervous or spaztic to the extent you cannot compile your thoughts.

Almost like a brain fart or something of that type, just more because of nerves.

Also similar to Spazzing.

A state of nervous excitement.

Dude I'm glitching I don't even know what to say. I think everything for the audition went great, but... I just don't know what to say I'm so nervous and excited.

by Roy G. Biv X February 5, 2018

Chin Glitch

To fake cup someones chin and exhale heavlily. As if you were clearing mucous out of your throat.

Dempster come here dude, YA UHUUUUUUUUUH!#@ - Chin glitch

by Nomansland February 9, 2008

glitched likes

a glitch on urban dictionary where a while after u liked a definition, it will say that u haven't liked it yet and u can like it again.

who needs multiple accounts on urban dictionary to get more likes when u can get glitched likes from the same user.

by nobody else here August 9, 2017

Glitch Slopper

Someone who hipesnatches a server.

Stop rafting the sever you fucking Glitch Slopper

by ZoltanF September 15, 2017

Glitch Goal

A bullshit goal scored in sports games such as NHL. Once the Glitch Goal strategies are mastered, wins are pretty much guaranteed. Mainly a strategy used by huge and complete pussies.

JC: "Wanna play NHL 12?"
CC: "Fuck that man, you glitch goal like a mother fucker"
JC: "wowwww doooood"

by PiffDaddy February 24, 2012

glitch bitch

A bitch who stutters.

This glitch bitch kept stuttering while she was caught in a lie.

by mhstipline August 31, 2018

Bitch Glitch

a computer virus that comes from watching porn

Man, all that lesbian porn Ziggy was watchin gave me a bitch glitch on my mac!

by KittyKatBigBoi December 16, 2008