grand motherfucker

When the regular motherfucker just doesn't cut it; a higher level of motherfucker.

It's going down now, you grand motherfucker!

by The Great Dark February 8, 2015

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Grandad Erector

A sight so sexually stimulatin that it could raise the dead.

"Look at that stripper shooting ping-pong balls from her hairy scar, that is a grandad erector."

by Jtron 3000 October 3, 2003

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grand guignol

A style of morbid, French, experimental theater popular among the hip in the late eighteen-hundreds to the mid twentieth-century.

'The Theatre of the Vampires' in 'Interview with the Vampire' was straight grand guignol. Kirsten Dunst's comment of, 'How avant-garde,' was priceless.

by fassbinder April 18, 2007

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grand theft dine-and-dash

Like an ordinary dine and dash, but when the bill is so expensive (like ordering six Kobe beef steaks, multiple bottles of champagne, etc) that the crime ends up being a felony.

We went as an eight-top to BLT Steak, got rounds and rounds of champagne, steak, martinis and dessert, and then jumped in the SUV and ditched the bill - total grand theft dine-and-dash!

by Mark Drapeau December 9, 2008

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grand mar-nee-aye
A classy alcoholic blend of cognac and orange. Similar to a liqueur, you can drink it straight, on the rocks, or combined with a variety of cocktails. Adds a sweet, citrusy flavor with a little bit of bite. Often consumed by cocktail connoisseurs or people who want to look like they are.

I just made myself look a little classier by adding some Grand Marnier to my Dark and Stormy. Now it's the perfect storm.

by Froyo333 May 24, 2017

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