garan

the life of the party.

hey man look at that dude he's totally a garan, i mean look bro at all those chicks with him dude for real.

by hairy hoel March 23, 2010

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garan

A slang word used to express agreeance with someone. A shortened form of the word garenteed.

person A: Fancy a skate down the cattle market
person B:yeah Garan

by rob November 13, 2003

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Garans

Short for guarantee. Used by the sort of chump that says things like "totes".

I garans all these people are totes spengs.

by B A T M A N July 13, 2013

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Garanize

The act of turning something that was once cool or popular into something totally annoying. Also means to lie an exorbitant amount to make yourself to seem more badass.

guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero hay guys i beat jordan i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero guitar hero i beat jordan oh god i'm so drunk i had like 4 cups of that buffalo i beat jordan guitar hero guitar hero dude i drank like 16 cups of that buffalo shit

A: hey guys how many drinks did i have?
B: only like 5.
A: shit man i better garanize it to 13 to make myself seem tougher

by cake_eater December 30, 2007

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