Gage 

Someone who does not leave their house and enjoys the sweet company of his monitor and Xbox

Friend: “wow I wonder why Gage isn’t here hanging out with us?”

Friend 2: “he prefers to stay in his room listening to soundcloud rappers

Gage by Hi I’m a Jordan September 10, 2019

Gage 

A somewhat funny and caring guy with a small dick. He usually gets a girlfriend and then proceeds to flirt with other females, either leading to the girlfriends’ friends telling her that he does not care, and thus the girlfriend breaks off the relationship. He typically is white with a very white family that enjoys hunting and animal abuse.

“Jesus, that guy is such a Gage.”

Gage by BenShapiro6940 January 2, 2019

gage 

A ugly dumb yet caring person who will do anything for the people he loves

Gage is a strong willed person who will do anything for the people he loves

gage by For joy August 30, 2020

Gage 

he is a tall fat guy but a really good friend and if you bully his friends he will sit on you.

Guy:Gage this guy was bulling me eelier

Gage:ok ill go sit on him till he apologizes

Gage by GreenMoose65 January 27, 2021

Gage 

the most amazing person in the word, he’s always there for the people he cares about and has been through so much in his life and deserves the world. he’s so caring and kind and so pretty! and funny asf and has the best smile ever and personally.

gage is so perfect

Gage by march2020 July 5, 2021

Gage 

Your mental age. It can be the same as, lower, or higher than your age in years.

He is 17, but his gage is 9.

Gage by General Ray November 15, 2021

Gage 

Usually short, blonde, and annoying. They usually play football and think they are good at it. But in reality they take sacks and throw picks.

Dang it gage is back in the might as well give the other team the ball.

Gage by Caleb2234 January 31, 2022