furtle

To cut a hole in a poster / picture / photo etc usually around the mouth or crotch, and proceed to perform lude acts involving your penis and/or toungue.

Wow, I got a Christina Aguilera poster and she's so hot!!!

*late that night, he cuts a hole in the poster furtles it*

by Six April 4, 2004

Fettle

Someone who pussies out of something.

"Hey Lol, weren't you gonna get Howard Five alive style." "Nah, I'm scared" "You fettle lol!!'

by Strathie May 6, 2003

buck futter

Buck futter is actually what the real Sean Connery used in a letter to Richard Simmons, but he forgot that he was dyslexic.

Dear Rihcrad,
I know yuo are a buck futter, but yuo are stlil a graet guy.

by sajor March 1, 2005

fittle

a girl/guy who likes way too many guys at once and messes with each one's head

you - "oh my god i like (whoever's name) so much!"
me - "i thought you liked (whoever's name)"
you - "i do, but not just him! i like other people too!"
me "you're sucha fittle"

by anonymous January 22, 2005

futterbingers

IMish for butterfingers. Meaning, clumsy, particularly doing typoes.

Actual example, copied and pasted from IM:

Downstrike: ALready thger.

Downstrike: already there

Downstrike: Just call me futterbingers.

by Downstrike May 27, 2005

futted

fucking gutted same principal as hutted

"babes you coming alton towers?"
"naa babes i can't, got no dolla"
"im futted for you kid"

by lazio November 19, 2007

fettle weight

someone who never has a good time, someone who always makes an excuse not to do anything or go out and have fun.

dont bother asking james if he wants to come out, he is a massive fettle weight

by bossman123 August 20, 2006