furniture

Another word for a women.

Can I get some of that furniture?
That piece of furniture is hot.

by Tyannia Stockton April 23, 2004

Furniture Freestyle

The extreme action sport involving riding office chairs, desks, coffee tables, pianos and any other items of furniture. Generally the rider wears protective clothing used in sports like freestyle motocross or bmx and the furniture is ridden down hills, rails and off drops or even ramps. Invented by Maverick Gunner and Rory Williams, displayed in the Youtube video: Furniture Freestyle, an athlete's perspective.

"Man, what's another action sport I can do now that I quit fmx?"
"Well if your hardcore enough you could take up Furniture Freestyle."
"Ah yes, that's a real man's sport!"

by Maverick Gunner October 30, 2010

heavy furniture

euphemism for 'boring party guest(s).'

"Enjoy yourself," said Bianca, "but mind you avoid the heavy furniture congregated by the fire."

by Biiiig Mike January 30, 2010

over furniture

Purchasing excessive furniture out of excitement and not realizing until later that all won't fit in the house

Moving to a new apartment combined with black friday sale made me purchase furniture which later never fitted in my living room. My house is now over furnitured

by rahulgos December 11, 2009

Face Furniture

Sunglasses... normally quite big and/or flash

Hes rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!

by Minxylaboo August 19, 2008

futnut

Short for (or code for) the term fucknut. Can be used when cursing isn't appropriate.

That dumb futnut just cut off three cars while drinking a beer.

by futnuts June 29, 2010

furniturise

The next step after buying an apartment or house, and moving all your worldly goods, which tend not to amount to much, out of the room you rented with friends/relatives/psychos. This usually involves a trip to Ikea (or similar depending on your geographical location).

Not to be confused with re-furniturising, which is when you move out of the ninth rented apartment or house in eight years with all your manky old hand-me-down gear that doesn't match anything, into your new place, and instantly realise you need to buy a lot of new things to make your house a home.

I went down to ikea and maxed out my credit card furniturising my new gaff.

Isn't it about time you re-furniturised? All your stuff smells of bong water

by davesq November 6, 2011