Barrow In Furness

A place to when you want to get rained on, get your bike nicked by a load of chavs, walk in or around a load of dog shite on practically every street, go to school with teachers that have the collective IQ of a teabag and spend all summer being bored/being rained on. If you REALLY want to be beaten to death by some idiotic youths in tracksuits, COME TO THE ORMSGILL ESTATE/PART OF BARROW. Oh, and bring a skateboard. They dont like that.

PARKVIEW SCHOOL FTW! sarcasm

today i went to Barrow In Furness, and quite frankly, i wish i never.

I am unfortunate enough to live in barrow.

by rofl lol im in AuC October 24, 2008

Dalton-in-Furness

A town in the North-west of England full of drugged up cunts, trannies, smokers, schoolkids and lesbians.

I went to Dalton-in-Furness once, nearly got raped!

by CrappyJoe April 30, 2013

funishment

A punishment that ends up being more fun than the thing you're being punished for doing in the first place.

Funishment,ok, y'know y'all?

by rob tough November 23, 2003

adult furniture

Real furniture purchased or acquired post college; one of the keystone transitions to adulthood.

My nephew purchased his first adult furniture for his new apartment instead of using the concrete block and plywood tables from college.

by Golf Princess January 14, 2010

ikea furniture

The act two penis owners may carry out that consists of a double ended sounding rod being inserted into both aforementioned penises, connecting the two penises together like a wooden peg might connect ikea furniture

"So me and Carl got home last night and got to assembling some ikea furniture"

"That shit is so hard to put together, right?!?"

"Nah, we had lube. Slid right in and felt great!"

"....what?"

by Rudy Spagootie July 10, 2018

Cardboard Furniture

Cardboard furniture to the rescue - totally flimsy and unfunctional, but classy looking furniture makes your house look 'homely' .

Sort of like the cardboard hifi components that Ikea has, but on a larger scale.

by lue_driver May 5, 2005

furniture

When at least three guys in the same living arrangement have gotten on the same girl, she is referred to as furniture.

Everyone's been on that piece of furniture.

I got on Sarah last night, since you guys have hooked up with her too I guess that makes her furniture now.

by doghunter January 7, 2009