hot funnel

A skanky whore on a dating website/app that is most likely going to "catfish" or decieve you. They will most likely give you an STD.

"Wow that looks like a hot funnel on tinder!"

by Mad Cow Mama April 8, 2017

Funnel Vision

A youtube channel whose fan base consists of lonely five year olds, and whose cast consists of bratty, spoiled teens who literally get everything they want, and date multiple people at once.

funnel vision omgggg I date them

wait I do too

..

by iTookAHarSHIT September 4, 2020

funnel fun

funnel fun is a colloquial term for coitus.

funnel fun is a term for fucking.

"Shit...I could sure do with some funnel fun tonight," Rod Fathers said staring down at his wife's fun - funnel .

"You aren't getting any funnel fun tonight unless you fix them f'king lights in the bathroom," Rod Fathers wife exclaimed.

by Rod Fathers (LE) November 4, 2013

Pork Funnel

A Woman's Vagina

Holy shit Batman, did you see that pork funnel? Looks like a badly packed kebab with extra garlic sauce...

by BBErections June 17, 2019

Gravy funnel

A man or a woman's anal canal

Emilio: Peter got so excited during the Prince concert last night that he dragged me into the men's room during the intermission and made me jam my cock up his gravy funnel.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

vagina funnel

A small strap-on device that allows a woman to pee standing up and avoid touching the toilet seat.

"Dude, did you see Jennifer writing her name in the snow...she must have a vagina funnel."

by gypsy333 May 9, 2014

funnel tunnel

When you insert a funnel into your woman's ass and then proceed to pour different colored marbles into it. You then perform anal sex on your lady to mix them up. You and your buddies can then place bets on which color she'll squeeze out first.

Damn homey, I lost 50 bucks playing funnel tunnel with that new chick. I should have picked blue!

by Casual Agent April 28, 2006