Fucked Up Mouth Syndrome
Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
Someone who has an unattractive mouth or teeth, but is otherwise generally attractive. A butter-mouth.
Generally referred to when talking about a mouth that has not been seen yet, usually due to mask wearing.
John: “This new girl at work is so cute, I wanna ask her out.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
Bill: “Have you seen her without a mask yet? Watch out, bro, she could have FUMS.”
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Dave: “I matched with this girl on Tinder, but she has no pics of her smiling at all.”
Jim: “She probably got massive FUMS, man. Unmatch for sure.”
by SpencerNewton September 24, 2021
Get the FUMSmug. when you got “Fuck U Money” and buy shit you don’t need or lose money and don’t care if you make it back
by KySi February 25, 2021
Get the FUMmug. When you fart on a soft cloth seat and the cushion takes on the smell.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Fum can last for days releasing itself slowly as the gas expells overtime - or - Fum can release in a quick poof upon a heavy seating.
Damn. Did you just fum the couch?
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
Brynn laid a nasty fum in my mattress last week. It still gives off a whiff whenever I hop into bed.
by ms.knew May 17, 2021
Get the Fummug. 
Fuck an Underprivileged Male. This is a charitable act performed by a successful professional woman who wants to give back to the community.
Tania knew she was slummin' when she hooked up with a loser like Gordon, but when she embarrasedly told her friends, they applauded her selflessness; and national FUM month was launched.
by mwebster March 2, 2008
Get the [FUM]mug.