Fuckwitted

A mildly insulting/endearing term for someone who is slow on the uptake or just a bit dim.

"Don't mind my mate, he's a bit fuckwitted"

by Kirow Baye February 29, 2008

fuckwittage

Used first in Bridget Jones' Diary, it has now become a synonym for the mindgames men play when dating. It can also be applied to women in rare cases.
It can be preceded by "emotional" to make it about manipulating emotions or just plain "fuckwittage"

Girl 1: Oh Dan said he loved me but he's not ready for a relationship
Girl 2: That's just emotional fuckwittage. Get out of the relationship!

by m December 5, 2004

conglomeration of fuckitude

A group of idiots creating mass confusion , chaos

The road construction created a conglomeration of fuckitude on the freeway today.

by Casey Casebeer November 8, 2006

Fuckit List

List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.

I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.

by Dimwitty April 18, 2013

fuckpig

A young trashy, overweight, short, girl who compensates for her lack of beauty by being promiscuous.

"Did you find anyone good at the party last night?"

"No I settled for that little fuckpig Amy"

by Maestro33 March 16, 2009

fuckwit

a person with mental capabilities about 0.1% the power of a halfwit.

"If I wasn't suck a fuckwit, I could do percentages and shit"

by Tolle Lege March 28, 2012

Fuckwitisation

1. (n.) When fuckwits are put into positions of authority and impose their style of fuckwittery upon an organisation.

-fuckwitisation (n.) The ongoing process of being fuckwitised.

The management decision was all a part of the on-going fuckwitisation of the organisation.

by niks4 April 22, 2009