fuck it we ball

sounds like masturbating, but you would be surprised

Someone: fuck it we ball
Someone as well: *you* ball

by nzeu October 29, 2023

fuck it we ball

a phrase to show complete indiffernence to a situation and continue balling nonetheless

a: ay yo don't do that
b: fuck it we ball ~does it anyway~

by stonky123 February 27, 2024

Monkey fucking a bowling ball

A manufactured problem, one that is easy to solve but not convient to the person responsible for manufacturing it. Normally it's a self solving problem, often created by management level decision makers, and would potentially negatively affect the person being asked for help in solving the problem. Artificial urgency is often imparted bu the bowling ball owner, along with the inability to self rescue & lack of understanding about the basic problem and their part in it.

A monkey would be done enjoying the bowling ball in time, without need or risk to the person trying to stop the monkey. It may attack, bite or otherwise retaliate if interrupted, but by waiting it will simply go away.

Mammals don't respond well to coitus interruptus, a bowling ball can be washed later with no risk to the person being asked for help.

A couple saw a cute bear in the park and stopped to feed it. The bear decided to finish eating their picnic basket, in the back seat. In a hurry to leave called the park rangers "Just wait a while, the bear will finish up and leave' the ranger suggested, and turning to their coworker says 'monkey fucking a bowling ball'

by anonymous November 15, 2025

Ball-Fuck

Where a man thrusts into either a vagina or anus using every inch of his penis, going ball deep.

Antonio: "Bro I totally Ball-Fucked Amy last night!"

Nick: "Nice Bro! BALLS DEEP!"

*Highfive*

by Kazcaz September 6, 2016

Fuck it we ball

When you do not care anymore and you are willing to give anything a shot. The situation could be caused by any reason, but commonly, it is a negative one, usually making your life in misery.

John: "You wanna do this very stupid thing?"
Adam: "My life is absolute hell and I want to kill myself. But you know what? Fuck it we ball."

by mclogicmaster69 March 13, 2024