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fuckshitballs

Grounded in mythology, fuckshitballs were the original magic words, and have been bastardized to become abracadabra. Don't ask how.
"Fuckshitballs! A bunny!"
by Wordmaster December 26, 2004
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fuckitday

n. a work (or school) day that has been spontaneously converted into a day off.
Tuesday,I woke up late and couldn't find my keys so I declared it a fuckitday.
by F. Rodderick Hsu May 7, 2005
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Fuckwitt

An extremely stupid person that should be killed at once.
Mrs. Long is such a fuckwitt!
by Anonymous October 29, 2003
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neanderthal fuckwit

A derogatory term used to reference an uncivilized, unintelligent , and/or uncouth male. Similar to a chauvinistic pig, with the added attraction and charm of being lacking in all social graces.
I went out on a date w/ a guy who proceeded to tell me I was fat and stupid, what a neanderthal fuckwit. He then proceeded to call me a whales penis, ie dork.
by 5FDP July 8, 2009
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fuckhat

he's more then and asshat, he's a full blown fuckhat
by Calvin November 12, 2003
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Fuckwit

A person so lacking in intelligence that they cannot grasp the simplest concepts.
Jesus, just hit the "ON" switch, you fuckwit.
by sparkles January 20, 2003
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Fuckwitticism

The act of doing something so incredibly stupid that it is almost unbelieveable. Commonly seen in attention whores and people who lack the basic intelligence to be interesting in their own right.

Acts of fuckwitticism include making up ridiculous stories that are easily proven to be false or performing attention grabbing stunts which entail consequences that greatly outweigh the pros of being noticed for five minutes.
1.

Bill: Oh, I got a picture message of Toni naked. She's sent it to everyone she knows.
Ted: That's possibly the biggest act of fuckwitticism I've seen. Clearly the pros of attention outweigh the negativity of appearing to be a slut?

2.
Bill: Oh Toni told me she was in France this week.
Ted: But she told me she's in Norfolk?!
Marvin: I rang her home and her mother said she was there. I think it's just her fuckwitticism coming through attempting to make her seem interesting.
by Itchy_gums August 10, 2010
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