fuck me day

A day in which to ask your friend to have sex with you but not have it mean that you "like" them.

fuck me day occurs on April 15th.
by sammy_boi May 27, 2018
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Fuck You Day

April 12th is “ Fuck You Day “

You go around flipping off random people
by GayLampPost May 25, 2018
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National fuck off day

National fuck off day is a day in which you must just fuck off and stop being a cunt towards others.
by National fuck off day May 25, 2018
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National Fuck Hamish Day

April 18th is the day when you find someone named hamish and have sexual intercourse with him and do whatever pleases him.
Hamish: You know what day it is today?

Woman: Yeah it’s April 18th
Hamish: It’s also national fuck hamish day, let’s go to the closet
Woman: Well I guess it is the right day
by JeremyH128 April 15, 2019
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National Fuck Josh Day

National Fuck Josh Day or September 10th is the day where no matter what you have to fuck a guy named Josh or Joshua
Guy 1: Hey man guess what day it is!
Josh: September 10th?
Guy 2: NATIONAL FUCK JOSH DAY BRO!!!
by Cum God 69 February 21, 2021
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National Fuck Off Day

Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day
by thatguy1101 May 27, 2018
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National fuck off day

National Fuck Off day is on October 16th and it’s the national day where everyone needs to just fuck off so spread the word and put it in your calendars
Person *talks to me nonstop

Me: “bruh it’s national fuck off day so FUCK OFF!”
by Rtowse5 October 6, 2019
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