anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game

person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?

by yourgirloursongmyluv July 06, 2011

Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down

I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.

by hellokoala November 05, 2009

Gypsy sucking fruitcake

Gypsy sucking fruitcake definition 1;

Old lady whom goes around stealing, lying, and telling false fortunes. (noun)

Definition 2;
JamesCG- this term is used to describe a rather irritable and insane individual.

"Stop being a gypsy sucking fruitcake, you jerk!"

by Riley Bringham August 09, 2012

orange fruitcake

1) Orange fruitcake.
2) Donald Trump.

GOP is not a tea party. It's an orange fruitcake party.

by Idi K. November 04, 2020

Fruitcaked

To be forced into a gay situation in which a straight person is opposed to.

The gay Ridgefield police officer fruitcaked me when performed a second strip-search on me for no other reason than to catch a peek at my pecker, scrutinize my scrotum and analyze my anus for his own gratification.

by The Counterpuncher December 07, 2024

Fruitcake

A silly person, someone who just doesn't make any sense in what they are trying to say or do.

Man, Daniel is such a fruitcake. He's always doing the weirdest things.

by renmatson October 08, 2017

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by Adujasty343 May 25, 2025