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anti-social fruitcake

someone who rejects you when you ask them to go to a sports game
person 1: hey dude! you goin to the big game?

person 2: naw

person 1: why arent you going to the game you anti-social fruitcake?
by yourgirloursongmyluv July 6, 2011
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Few apples short of a fruitcake

Someone/something below standards.

When someone is a complete asshole, with no real motive.

Same as:
Few fries short of a happy meal
Few yards short of a first down
I asked my boss for my first raise in two years, and he said I deserved it, but I wouldn't get it. He's either a total ass, or a few apples short of a fruitcake.
by hellokoala November 5, 2009
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FruitCaked

When a guy and a girl go to a playground and go on the monkey bars.
The guy hangs by his hands with his dick out and gets a blowjob by a girl hanging upside down on the monkey bars.
Guy==Y Girl==N

N:says to her friend hey kaylee i just fruitcaked john!
Y:says to his friend i just got fruitcake by kaylee!
by Reeths-Puffer trash talk June 17, 2010
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fruitcake friday

A Fruitcake Friday is when you go out on a Friday night and everyone is a simpleton and having odder than usual behaviours.
Example: 'hey nath who was that fruitcake?'
"It's alright joel it's fruitcake Friday!'
by Noel lodge March 4, 2014
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fruitcake

"this some fruitcake fuckery"
by hoehoehoemerryxxxmas December 20, 2019
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Fruitcake

A term to describe a person who is just a bit too nice or used to describe a mean person in a sarcastic manner.
Sandra is such a fucking fruitcake!
by AFrickingRayOfSunshine December 24, 2019
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Fruitcake

An extremely soft person who doesnt let things go.
Kanye West is a fruitcake.
by TRAVVIS December 29, 2017
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