A creature bearing a generous mixture of all traits leading to forced and self inflicted voluntary mental instability, generally believed to develop from early childhood, possibly due to growing up in a very dry and problematic family atmosphere, thus the individual believing this is a way of life.
The perfect recipe combining the ingredients of a Sociopath, Compulsive Liar and Schizophrenic. The person will typically fabricate a story, situation, geographic location and/or severe traumatic experience (just to name a few of the many possibilities) in a given spontaneous moment, purely for the sake of striking a conversation.
One-upism is a guaranteed predicament in this chosen way of life. If you have done, bought, achieved, accomplished something (fictional or non) they can beat it, have already done it and will push fiction to its ultimate limits creating non-existent products, affiliations, and circumstances to prove that they are better than you could possibly dream of being.
Any communication with a flombo will always result in this.
Identifying a flombo may be a challenge to the untrained eye. Characteristics and traits appear to be normal at first, and to the trusting person, a flombo’s true form may not be apparent for some time. General statements (applicable to any conversation) are used during all communication, due to inability to converse in anything intelligent, caused by a lack of education.
The perfect recipe combining the ingredients of a Sociopath, Compulsive Liar and Schizophrenic. The person will typically fabricate a story, situation, geographic location and/or severe traumatic experience (just to name a few of the many possibilities) in a given spontaneous moment, purely for the sake of striking a conversation.
One-upism is a guaranteed predicament in this chosen way of life. If you have done, bought, achieved, accomplished something (fictional or non) they can beat it, have already done it and will push fiction to its ultimate limits creating non-existent products, affiliations, and circumstances to prove that they are better than you could possibly dream of being.
Any communication with a flombo will always result in this.
Identifying a flombo may be a challenge to the untrained eye. Characteristics and traits appear to be normal at first, and to the trusting person, a flombo’s true form may not be apparent for some time. General statements (applicable to any conversation) are used during all communication, due to inability to converse in anything intelligent, caused by a lack of education.
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If someone claims to be randomly possessed in public places by 'demons' spawned by the hate of an ex. This is an example of a flombo, the following conversation may take place:
Stefanie: My ex, I can't escape him, he controls demons and they possess me and draw me back to him!
Jane: Say what?
Stefanie: I can feel his darkness (cough splutter dry heave)... It’s taking over me….. (convulsions)
2:
Mike: "Hey steve, I saw my first flombo last week"
Steve: "yeah man, they are everywhere... steer clear at all costs!"
If someone claims to be randomly possessed in public places by 'demons' spawned by the hate of an ex. This is an example of a flombo, the following conversation may take place:
Stefanie: My ex, I can't escape him, he controls demons and they possess me and draw me back to him!
Jane: Say what?
Stefanie: I can feel his darkness (cough splutter dry heave)... It’s taking over me….. (convulsions)
2:
Mike: "Hey steve, I saw my first flombo last week"
Steve: "yeah man, they are everywhere... steer clear at all costs!"
by WishWellingtons August 11, 2013
Get the Flombo mug.The area spanning between the end of the abdomen and the crescent of the genitalia. Foombas are not exclusive to any one gender, but there are some differences. There is no debate where the foomba begins for the male, however for the female foomba some camps of thinkers believe it encompasses the entire frontal region of the woman's sexual organ.
" Yo i got a personal question, how loose are you right now?"
-"bro im so loose i jsut pushed my balls up into my foomba
"C'mon guurl lemme see yo foomba"
"You know i think the foomba is the most attractive part of the female body."
-"bro im so loose i jsut pushed my balls up into my foomba
"C'mon guurl lemme see yo foomba"
"You know i think the foomba is the most attractive part of the female body."
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1) Making goat sounds or gestures while ordering food
2) Attempt to remove your partners clothing with your mouth
3) Chew bubble gum with your mouth open
4) Are having a liking for kilts
5) Preferring the emotion of crankiness
1) Making goat sounds or gestures while ordering food
2) Attempt to remove your partners clothing with your mouth
3) Chew bubble gum with your mouth open
4) Are having a liking for kilts
5) Preferring the emotion of crankiness
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