Hand Fertilizer

Alternative form of hand sanitizer, used when Hand Sanitizer is no longer available. Commonly found after jacking off or inside your mom's stomach.

Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Let me get your temperature. Here's a new mask and some hand sanitizer.
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: No thanks, I brought my own Hand Fertilizer. *Whips out dick* *Starts spanking it*
Hospital Entrance Temperature Checker: Oh deer God! Security!
Person shortly self admitting to Psych. Ward: Spiderman! *makes deer noises*

by Calypso Handjack December 19, 2020

fertile

Easy to impregnate
like latin women

i learned the hard way...

my name is raul and my girl friend is a fertile latina

by arihahana July 22, 2009

Freat

A word that shortens the phrase "freaking sweet" into a single declaration of excitement that is being imposed upon something that could be awesome. Not to be confused with a "future treat", which should be said as "future treat".

When you stabbed that robber in the liver, that was "freat", man.

by Mimi Rich December 7, 2006

Fertilizer

A young female (or woman of any age) that takes the virginity of multiple men. Much as the farmer's fertilizer helps grow new plants, a woman known as a fertilizer will grow the sexual exploits of many men.

"She has been with so many men that she's like fertilizer."
"I am now a man, I have been with a fertilizer."

by K-Why August 28, 2007

Fert

describes every awkward situation, awkward hookup, weird sounding fart.

1.Her- He asked if I wanted to "see his little friend"
Me- FERT!

2. Step onto elevator with friend. Everyone crowded around silently. Look over to friend and whisper FERT!

by Trixie Mcgee Jones January 2, 2012

invetro fertilization

To be implanted with many embyros that results in the mother having a litter of children that resembles the multiple births that dogs and cats routinely have.

Nadya Suleman had invetro fertilization that resulted in her having the litter of 8 offspring

by Mdlily February 2, 2009

freet

adj. often used to describe quickness, athleticism or astonishingly good looks of a male of caucasian origin

That young man is lucky, he is very freet.

by an0nymous May 24, 2005