Friend

Someone who will help you move.

A friend will help you move, but only a really good friend will help you move a body (not original).

by undiesinabunch August 22, 2009

friend

one who is on call to pretend they were out for drinks anyway

"Hey friend. I've got my crush with me. so pretend we were doing something anyway tonight so I can invite him."

by tweiss May 4, 2009

Friend

Someone who knowingly lets your peer through their window while they stick a dildo up their ass and doesn't call the cops.

If it was a stranger I would call the cops but because he's my friend, I will let him watch.

by godlike71717 November 6, 2009

Friend

Someone who would give you a present, and not take it back.

Hugh gave Sophie a Reading tickets, only to steal them back for money. Not a god Friend

by hughlololol April 18, 2011

Friend

Someone from whom you can steal clothing and tampons. Their main purpose is to expand your closet and supplement your tampon supply.

Emily is my best friend. She's the reason that I seem to own twice as much clothing as I actually do.

by you_know_who_shmemers January 25, 2012

Friend

Friend is a popular term for spring loaded camming devices. Friends are used for fall protection while climbing a rock face. They are used as anchor points in cracks and crevices as appropriate and attached to the climbers rope . The term is derived from the Wild Country SLCD of the same name.

You have more friends hanging on your rack than you have riends on Facebook

by Roshamboob December 13, 2012

Friend

Something I don't have

I laughed when I was asked who my closest "friend" was.

by williamjamessidis May 16, 2014