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malevolent fornicator

A college aged male, notorious for having poor focus in the sack. Gives off an air of sexual predation around mealtimes.
No, stay away from that one, my friend told me he's got about as much skill as a malevolent fornicator.
by concept context December 2, 2010
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goat fornicator

A term opposite, but equal to calling someone a teabagger, but referencing a liberal hippie pinko commie.
The term "goat fornicator" (when used in reference to the hippie pinko commie left) is political speech. Its use has been allowed on LJWorld.com for quite some time.
by Reticent January 20, 2011
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four-wheeled-fornicator

...the Vanulator's nickname.
Oh my GOD! That's the Vanulator, you know it is also known as the four-wheeled-fornicator!
by AmabokoT4 March 15, 2009
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fornicating stick

1) A stick used in sexual intercourse, whether consensual or non-consensual. The fornicating stick is most commonly used in orifices such as the anus and ear.

2) A metaphoric stick with which people are 'raped' with by being badly beaten in a computer game.

IN EITHER CASE A FORNICATING STICK IS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH A DILDO.
1) deeper.. deeper.. too deep! too deep! owww my hearing

2) Dude you got owned, with a stick!!!
now bend over so i may fornicate you.
by AngryLiam March 15, 2005
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Fornification

The act of of simultaneously bolstering the structural defenses of one's fortress and having familiar relations with one or more persons of the opposite sex.
King Henry VIII can attribute his victory at the Battle of Tours to a modernized navy and frantic fornification leading up to and during the battle.

Fred's meticulous fornification was successful in preventing outsiders entrance to his castle but the population still increased by one less than a year later.

When mastered, the skill of fornification can be one's greatest asset.
by Catherine of Aragon January 1, 2010
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Fornicationfracking

fornicationfracking- the act of someone taking a syringe and removing semen through the urethra
I need to continue fornicationfracking so I can extract more semen for my my little pony cum jar.
by Greenbriar29 March 7, 2023
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