Raging Footer

Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”
by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021
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9 footer

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.
by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020
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free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.
I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.
by DarkStarScott August 17, 2015
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Footered

Fingering but with feet
I fingered my girlfriend last night then footered her today
by Kyule September 27, 2020
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Brown Footer

A person that has a brown foot from kick people in the ass so hard it comes out brown.
John is a brown footer. I wouldn't want to get in a fight with him.
by Mcjissycumpants December 06, 2010
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