10-footer

A vehicle that looks fine from 10 feet away, but once you get closer you realize how beat up it actually is.

That car ? Yeah that’s a 10-footer. Don’t look at it too much, or the magic will fade away.

by aeskellion February 2, 2024

9 footer

A goliath.

You'd have to use a ladder to get to that pussy, that's a 9 footer.

by Solid Mantis November 29, 2020

five footer

Something that looks good from 5 feet away, but up close is not real good.

That car is a five footer.

by Pops Fereal August 2, 2023

Raging Footer

Flamboyant / Gay

Used in an office environment where HR can fire you for blatantly calling someone gay you can call them a “Raging Footer” ( HR can’t fire you if they don’t know what it means)
Often used to describe “Barlow’s / Denghis and Creedos”

by Ginger Legend June 30, 2021

Footer

Footing is the act of smelling, grading, and tasting all things feet, this includes feet, foot fungus, toenails, and dry skin

Vincent Alban is a world-class Footer

by Jaidadd6969 October 13, 2022

free footer

A person who does not use cruise control on the highway. They accelerate and decelerate, passing and having to be passed repeatedly over the course of several miles.

I have to hit my brake again, because that free footer just merged in front of me for the fourteenth time.

by DarkStarScott September 24, 2015