foof

When someone is being a tool, dork, or just plain stoopid!
Gertrude: Hey, Wazza look at Jimbo, he has a mullet.

Wazza and Gertrude look at eachother and say simultanously.... Foof!
by heidi p March 15, 2006
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foof juice

Dave: hunny, why is the bed wet?
Claire: u made me squirt my foof juice everywhere!
by chrissie foofy May 26, 2008
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foof tube

A foof tube is a device made from scented dryer sheets, a cardboard tube, and a rubber band. It is used to mask the smell of smoke, usually marijuana.

To make: Rubber band one dryer sheet to an end of the tube, and stuff the tube with the rest of the sheets. Smoke passing through this tube will smell laundry fresh!

Also known as a blow tube.
"Man, smoking in my parents' basement can be sketch, but I use a foof tube and they're none the wiser!"
by ogmarshall November 29, 2008
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felch a foof

The art of catching semen (or other bodily fluids) out of the air after a women foofs (a.k.a fart). A rare form of felching, usually performed by expert felchers.
Kelly: Man, you just totally packed my ass and deposited a bunch of cum in my rectum.
George: Yea, I sure did. Do you have a foof ready for me?
Kelly: One foof coming up.
George: Ok, I am ready to felch a foof. Thanks babe.
by Jon Sack July 30, 2007
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foof monger

a man over 30 who sniffs little girls bicycle seats
after little debbie rode to her grandmas house, her grandpa snuck out the backdoor to do his foof monger deeds.
by foofie3423 April 21, 2009
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foof

you:oi man ma fish just died
me: foof man, im so sorry
by cookiemoonsta May 03, 2008
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foof poof

I foof poof’d her so hard she quief’d cunt nuggets.
by WelshDan October 02, 2018
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