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Fast and Furious

An operation headed by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms, started in 2009. The ATF thought rather than arresting gun smugglers, they'd let the guns roam free like cattle, allowing smuggling to continue, gambling it would lead them to cartel bosses. Instead they lost track of over 2,000 guns which has been been linked to numerous murders in the US and Mexico.

This failure of an operation ironically later led to the deaths of US Border Patrol and and ATF agents.
Gun smuggler 1: Yo, that Fast and Furious thing was great. It made millions.

Gun smuggler 2: You mean that movie?

Gun smuggler 1: No, that stupid plan to get cartel bosses off the street. They let me to sell this 9mm to the guy down the street in hopes it would lead them to 'bigger fish'
by Gaypotato December 14, 2011
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fast lane

a wealthy and stylish pace and quality of life that emphasizes quick and precise response to competition
Life in the fast lane is believed to limit room for healthy eating.
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Fast Fauxward

When a reality television show or competition intentionally re-edits footage for a pre-commercial tease that is not really what occurs when the show returns from break.

Often used to maintain viewer interest or tension through the commercial break.
"America's Got Talent implemented a sly use of Fast Fauxward tonight, as its "coming up" package showed clips of the judges coming down hard on a young girl about to cry... but after the break, the judges actually put her through to the next round with nothing negative to say."
by OMGLX July 1, 2009
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Hospital fast

"Hospital fast" is in reference to somebody who is going so fast, they're probably going to end up in the hospital if they eat shit or crash. Usually it's in reference to somebody who has very few safety precautions. I.E. driver with no seat belt, longboarder with no pads or helmet.
Holy haberdashery batman, that guy bombing is going hospital fast!
by swallnuts October 10, 2010
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Real Fast

Real fast is a term used to express a quickly moving object. Typically around 150 Km/h or 93 mph
"damn that car was going real fast!"

"Nah he was only going about 145"
by LongRod69420 June 8, 2018
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Going nowhere fast

1. To not make any progress.

2. Attempting to reach a goal that will lead you nowhere.
1. You may think you're making progress, but you're really going nowhere fast.

2. Despite his efforts, the result led him back to where he started. He went nowhere fast.
by rtivey01 December 3, 2019
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Sex Fast

When one member of a couple (usually the girl) proposes an unnecessary temporary ban on any sort of physical contact.
1)
Marie: Marc, I think we should not make out for like a month.

Marc: Aw, girl, you're putting me in a sex fast?!?

2)
Roommate #1: Dude, why have you been so testy lately?
Roommate #2: Dude! I haven't gotten any love for like 2 weeks!
Roommate #1: Dude, why not?!?
Roommate #2: Dude, Lauren thinks it's a good idea to take a break from the touchy-feely for a while.
Roommate #3: HAHA! Sex Fast FTB!!!
by A-Street Boyz January 25, 2011
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