frequent flyer miles to hell

response to 'jesus freak' and/or 'orthodox' christian

indicating you just MAY have already been to hell numerous times!!! (ie: experienced some bad/rough times in this life) -usually quiets a 'rabid dog'!!

yeah, we'll i've already GOT frequent flyer miles to hell!!

you can't scare me! i've got frequent flyer miles to hell!!

by michael foolsley December 14, 2009

Frequent Flyer Mile Program

When your friends know, that no matter where you are going that night, you will be getting laid. Similar to a the program given by airlines, you gain points for frequent flights. Therefore, frequent sexual conquests amount to higher status in the flyer mile program. Points may be redeemed for high fives and free beers at the bar.

Dude, you seriously have to let me join your frequent flyer mile program. Im not even in the club anymore. If I get you a drink, will you let me borrow your card, so I can get some points racked up." "No way man, these points are non-transferable. You gotta earn your way bro.

by superfresh_ska-tee January 11, 2011

freeway flyer

Long distance boyfriend that is two timing

My ex boyfriend was a freeway flyer so I kicked him to the curb

by Gonzo Bonanzo January 7, 2015

Tire Flyer

A tire that flies off of a vehicle and smashes your windshield

Holy shit! I nearly got killed the other night by a tire flyer!

by Retard_Ryan February 11, 2023

frequent flyer

A student who asks to leave class to go to the bathroom, get water, go to the nurse, etc. so often that their true motives must be called into question. Most likely a boy with ADHD.

"Don't let anybody leave the classroom."
"Not even to go to the bathroom?"
"Well, we've got a few frequent flyers in here."
"Ah, I see what you mean."

by araparseghian June 5, 2015

Frequent Flyer

A frequent flyer is a person who is to be considered crazy and a regular at the Office of the Mayor.

A bald sweaty guy walks into the mayors office yelling and flailing his arms. After a couple of minutes of yelling you understand that he is yelling something about the American flag not being made in America.. (I checked it is made in America) and how the Indiana state flag should be removed and replaced with the POW flag.... continues to tell how he fought in the Vietnam War.. Police record shows he was born in 1983.. hmmm.. now return on a regular basis and you are a frequent flyer

by The Recorder August 5, 2009

Astro flyer

Astro flyer is the act of getting stuck inside of someone during anal loving.

I was butt fuckin' this girl last night and I got stuck! So she pulled an Astro flyer and I was home free.

by Hfdyhhibcdse March 13, 2011