Fluke

To roll a blunt completely wrong. To mess up.

Did he really just fluke that field goal?
Come on now, who fluked the wood?

by That’s him July 9, 2021

Brimmed Fluke

A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".

Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.

by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023

Fluke

SOMEONE WHO FLAKES ON PLANS EVERY CHANCE HE GETS

ex: Fluke = MIKEY LEDERMAN

by MIKEY LEDERMAN IS A FLUKE FUCK February 3, 2017

Fluke

A fluke is someone who runs game on others and has trippy ways.

Alexis is a fluke, we had an appointment last night and she didn't pitch.

by McGwire December 23, 2018