Fluffing your own pole

When a person tries to make him/herself (usually male) seem better than they are by talking themselves up.

Also known as "fluffing"

Man: "I ran 25 kms last night and did 150 pushups"
Woman: "Stop fluffing your own pole"

by coolcatmoo April 8, 2009

fuffian

Large green beast usually an ogre. Great strength over all other ogres. Uber.

The fuffian bashed me to jaten.

by cheese July 17, 2003

fluffing the sheep

a phrase meaning masturbating

I walked in on my husband last night while he was fluffing the sheep!!

by (¯'._.[Rogelio]._.'¯) June 17, 2008

Fluffing your own pole

When a porn star is so shit they have to fluff themself. ie: amateur shit.

A really poor bloke makes a porn, but he's got no money for a fluffer, he's sad but has to do it himself.

"where is my fluffer?"
"you are so poor you will have to do it yourself"
"fapfapfap *tear)

(lol he's Fluffing your own pole?")

by ahbissofuckia July 15, 2009

fluffpanda

when one drugs a furry or fuzzy animal and proceeds to tittie fuck it whilst it is unconscious.

There was absolutely no poon on that camp ground so I had to resort to fluffpanda a badger.

by man111111 March 10, 2011

fluffanutta

a term used for a cute fluffy haired puppy while cuddling it, referring to fluffernutter marshmallow cream.

"aww i love you so much fluffanutta!"

by meemer August 8, 2012

Fluffbanged

When a group of cute-ass baby chicks attacks you.

Man, that poor kitten just got FLUFFBANGED!

by Ewagz February 5, 2015