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Feltching

(Verb) Comes from Western Colorado slang insults. It refers to a man who drinks cum out of another's ass with a straw.
(Adjective) An insult for someone who shocks you with their stupidity or aura of annoyance.
Guy 1: "Dude, I think Gnar Kill is like the greatest band ever."

Guy 2: "You are such a feltcher man."
by Subnet-Zero May 6, 2004
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feltching

1) the act of a man retrieving his semen from someone else's anal cavity via an auxiliary device, typically a straw, and then either consuming it or orally passing it on to his partner.

2) the act of inserting a small rodent through a tube into one's anus and blowing crack through said tube, exciting the animal's brain to abnormal levels of activity causing it to have repeated muscle spasms and in doing so give the feltcher great pleasure.
1) i found my uncle feltching his friend in an elevator.
2) it is important to shine a bright light into the anus to draw the rodent out in case it OD's.
by Judge Fudge December 28, 2005
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pussy flashing

Where a woman shows off her pussy ususlly when she is free pussying and wearing a dress. She often pretends to do it acidently,for example while getting out of a car, while dancing ect. Most often it is teen women who engage in pussy flashing.
by Deep blue 2012 May 4, 2010
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fleching

Man, i was fleching that girl.
by pseudogirl91 January 7, 2014
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Double Feltching

The act of a gay man inserting a tube in another gay mans ass then inserting a small rodent. After the first man inserts the other end of the tube into his own ass so the rodent can run back and forth.
Mike and Derek enjoy double feltching before a long docking session.
by wizz nuts March 15, 2011
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Fletching

Fletching can mean a man eating his own semen out of the anus of his male or female partner, or it can mean a man eating his own semen out of the vagina of his female partner.
Straight man: Do you ever do fletching with your guy?
Gay man: No, it's too gross for me. Do you ever do it with your girl?
Straight man: Her ass? No. Her twat? All the time!
by chocolate box May 2, 2006
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fatchinuchi

Another word for female genetalia. vagina, cooter
A Grandmother might say to her granddaughter:
"Now, dont let any boy ever touch your fatchinuchi."

"Make sure you wash your fatchinuchi!"
by Trizzy Troy July 30, 2008
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