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flesh grape

what happens after you poop your pants
Bligh me mate! I got a hard flesh grape in me trousers!
by moomoobee March 24, 2017
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flesh gat

(noun) a very fancy, ghetto word for penis
"100 sacks and nutsacks plus fat splats from flesh gats"
by mr. tiny September 28, 2009
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flesh golem

most golems are constructed of inorganic materials. the exception is the flesh golem, constructed from the bodies of dead humans or humanoids.
like all golems immune to magic
by smurf August 17, 2004
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Flesh Goggles

When one places both balls over the eyes off a person so that one testicle is over each eye like a pair of goggles. If any part of the penis comes to rest on the nose it is then referred to as a Gonzo because his nose is long and penis shaped.
Karen got drunk and passed out so her friend Steven placed one of his testicles over each of her eyes as he yelled out, "Flesh Goggles!". They're other friend took a pic so Steven raised his arms in triumph which caused his penis to fall to a rest over Karen's nose which technically turned it to a Gonzo.
by ramon3ord5th April 4, 2014
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flesh gordon

A game whereupon a piece of gammon is placed on a females face. A hole is then created so that the penis can be inserted into her mouth. You then have to cum before she finishes eating the surrounding meat.
I can't believe your mum beat me at flesh gordon last night.
by Excited Barry January 22, 2016
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flush gusher

When a guy offers to take his lady friend to restaurant and feeds his lady lots of food,morphine and a shit tone of laxatives with out her knowledge and offers her to come sleep over his ,waits until she falls fast asleep and rams his cock into her vagina,wiggles his thumb into her ass hole and covers her mouth and as he's about to cum, pisses inside her until his thumb gets forced out her A hole by all the runny shit streaming out of her.
Yo Floyd I just flush gusher'd yo bitch and holy shit it was messy!
by kittycatmomo November 2, 2016
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Flashy Gordon

Noun. A person who is deliberately attempting to show off on wide or almost universal scale.
Xavier wouldn't stop dabbing at the BLM rally! What a Flashy Gordon!
by MoganB January 27, 2021
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