Flamtastic

Bad. Originated from a post on the keentoons forum.

"Looks like someone's a flamtastically flaming flamer."

by Wolfboy1988 February 4, 2005

flarting

Failing + Flirting = Flarting

An attempt at flirting, but a failed attempt.

Usually performed by those who cannot find the right words to say, can't break ice, or just aren't that attractive (physically or emotionally) to the point that their words lose good meaning.

Male A: Hey girl, I'm a guy, you're a gal, lets mate tonight.
Female A: Uh...
Male B: Dude stop flarting, you're embarrassing yourself.

Male A: Oh hello (attempts to grin, appears unsettling)
Female A: Oh.... Hi? (runs)
Male A: Wow, I should really stop flarting.

by MassGuru April 28, 2011

Flart

A floating fart

"Damn it, that weird guy just walked by and flartted. Smells like he shit his pants."

by Snarky48 June 17, 2013

Flart

noun
1. a flatus expelled through the anus simultaneously accompanying a laugh.
2. a flatus expelled through the anus as a result of a laugh.

verb
3. emit wind from the anus and laugh at the same time.

e.g. My pregnant wife flarted in her sleep last night; it must have been a hilariously funny dream.

by ijustatemaccas March 12, 2015

flarm

the squishy part of a woman's underarm next to her chest that pooks out of sleeveless shirt or strappy dress.

This dress is pretty but it's accentuating my flarm. I am not that flarmy, am I?

The straps on this dress are too tight and making my flarm pook out.

by Madam Flawless January 3, 2011

flart

Particularly foul flatulence that accompanies a bout of intestinal flu. Generally a contraction of "flu farts".

While Elmer was no longer contagious, everyone left the party early on account of his saprogenic flarting.

by Dimmy Scroggins January 1, 2012

flamtabous

Flaming, Fantastic, Fabulose. But better.

OMG becky. those shoes are flamtabous

by Maxisda shixnit June 3, 2008