Flapjack Salad

The act of excreting semen on the pubic hairs of a female creating the image of a salad with dressing over top flapjacks (the vagina lips)

I totally railed this girl the other day and when i was done I was sure to give her a flapjack salad.

Yo baby you trying to get a flapjack salad?

by w_t_p1101 December 11, 2010

Flapjack skeet skeet

A Girl who has a flat pancake ass sprinkled with skeet skeet

That girls flapjack skeet skeet is so flat you would rip it.

by Mike Joneson July 4, 2006

flapjack ass

Big booty.

"Damn she got a flapjack ass."

by noreh April 25, 2016

flapjack ass

The state in which one's posterior is so undeveloped and underutilized that it begins to resemble that of a common breakfast dish.

Girl: "Have you seen Sally lately?"
Boy: "Yeah, she has a total flapjack ass."

by muscleman_2020 August 30, 2016

Flapjack Fannie

A woman with exceptionally large aerolla's.

Check out the nips on Flapjack Fannie!

by Admiral7Awesome August 5, 2018

Flapjack Nipples

Large pancake like Arreola similar to pepperoni nipples or salami nipples...

She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...

Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...

by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021

flip like a flapjack

to change your ideas, views, attitude, to the limit, on a permanent basis.

Most politicians just flip like a flapjack, you never know who they'll be siding with tomorrow.

by cristina lagarde August 30, 2008